{"product_id":"uszjh-01","title":"🎄 The Cheekiest Christmas Gift 🍈— Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder 🍑","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.grumpy-detail {\n  --gd-green: #103b29;\n  --gd-gold: #e7c75e;\n  --gd-cream: #fcfaf3;\n  --gd-text: #58685e;\n  --gd-border: #e5deca;\n  width: 100%;\n  max-width: 1100px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  background: var(--gd-cream);\n  color: var(--gd-text);\n  font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.75;\n  container-type: inline-size;\n  overflow-wrap: break-word;\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail,\n.grumpy-detail * {\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail h2,\n.grumpy-detail h3,\n.grumpy-detail p,\n.grumpy-detail figure {\n  margin: 0;\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail img {\n  display: block;\n  width: 100%;\n  max-width: 100%;\n  height: auto;\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail .gd-section {\n  padding: 52px 28px;\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail .gd-section + .gd-section {\n  border-top: 1px solid var(--gd-border);\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail .gd-eyebrow {\n  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content: \"−\";\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail .gd-faq summary:focus-visible {\n  outline: 2px solid var(--gd-green);\n  outline-offset: -5px;\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail .gd-answer {\n  padding: 0 20px 20px;\n  font-size: 15px;\n  line-height: 1.75;\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail .gd-ending {\n  padding: 56px 28px;\n  text-align: center;\n}\n\n.grumpy-detail .gd-ending .gd-copy {\n  max-width: 780px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n}\n\n@container (max-width: 700px) {\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-hero,\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-split {\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-hero {\n    padding: 38px 22px;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-hero .gd-title {\n    font-size: 35px;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-image-frame {\n    width: 100%;\n    max-width: 480px;\n    justify-self: center;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-steps {\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr));\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-section {\n    padding: 38px 22px;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-title {\n    font-size: 30px;\n  }\n}\n\n@container (max-width: 420px) {\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-cards {\n    grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-section,\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-hero,\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-ending {\n    padding: 32px 18px;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-hero .gd-title {\n    font-size: 32px;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-spec-row {\n    grid-template-columns: 38% 62%;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-spec-row dt,\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-spec-row dd {\n    padding: 13px 12px;\n    font-size: 14px;\n  }\n\n  .grumpy-detail .gd-step h3 {\n    font-size: 16px;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grumpy-detail\" lang=\"en\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eSmall Grump. Big Laughs. Endless Fun!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003eFunny Grumpy Plush Tissue Holder 😂\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-copy\"\u003eWho knew pulling a tissue could be this funny? Meet the hilarious plush tissue holder that turns an everyday essential into a conversation starter – with its cheeky design and super-soft feel, this quirky little companion brings laughter and personality to any room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-copy\"\u003eWhether you're looking for a funny gift or something to brighten up your desk, this playful tissue holder is sure to make people smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"gd-image-frame\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/3503\/9289\/files\/batch-1_a5c4e51d-f81a-422a-895c-0a9f5b13be74.png?v=1793258613\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-heading\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eEveryday fun\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003eA Little More Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-cards\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"gd-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gd-icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePlayful Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cheeky twist on an everyday essential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"gd-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gd-icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e☁️\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePlush Texture\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft exterior with plenty of character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"gd-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gd-icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e🧻\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSimple Refills\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen underneath to replace your tissue pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"gd-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gd-icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e🏡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDecor That Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep tissues handy with a humorous touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-section gd-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-split\"\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"gd-photo\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1781144347435\/4-8.jpg?h=1100\u0026amp;w=1100\" alt=\"Tissue holder lifestyle image\" width=\"1100\" height=\"1100\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eAt home or work\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003ePick His Spot\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"gd-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💻 Your desk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛏️ Your bedside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📚 Your shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏢 Your workspace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-split\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eShare the fun\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003eWrap Up a Smile\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"gd-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎄 Christmas surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎂 Birthday presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 Gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏠 Housewarming treats\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"gd-photo\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/3503\/9289\/files\/batch-2_312ebc4f-f24a-48e4-8f9c-ef9f2db5661d.png?v=1793258615\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-section gd-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-heading\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eMeet your desk companion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003eGrumpy Looks. Playful Spirit.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"gd-photo gd-showcase\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/3503\/9289\/files\/batch-7_d11a65ac-0021-47e9-9069-e48e47f44fa5.png?v=1793258614\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-heading\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eReady to use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003eFour Easy Steps\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-steps\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"gd-step\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gd-number\"\u003e1\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOpen\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccess the bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"gd-step\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gd-number\"\u003e2\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFill\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a compatible pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"gd-step\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gd-number\"\u003e3\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThread\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePull one tissue through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"gd-step\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"gd-number\"\u003e4\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePlace\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep within reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-section gd-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-heading\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eThe essentials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-spec-row\"\u003eExteriorSoft plush\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-spec-row\"\u003eDimensionsApproximately 30 × 14 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-spec-row\"\u003eRefillsCompatible flat tissue packs\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-spec-row\"\u003eCareDamp-cloth spot cleaning; air dry\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"gd-notice\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBefore Ordering\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck photos and pack fit. Colors may vary; some loose fibers can occur initially.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-section\"\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"gd-photo gd-showcase\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/3503\/9289\/files\/batch-8_a101f212-73ee-46be-814c-bc447c06609a.png?v=1793258613\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-heading\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eUseful answers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003eQuestions?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eSize?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-answer\"\u003eApproximately 30 × 14 cm.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eRefilling?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-answer\"\u003eOpen underneath, insert a compatible pack, then thread a tissue.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eGift occasions?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-answer\"\u003eBirthdays, Christmas and playful gift exchanges.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWashing?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-answer\"\u003eSpot clean only. Avoid machine washing or wringing.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eColor differences?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gd-answer\"\u003eScreens and lighting can affect appearance.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"gd-ending\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-eyebrow\"\u003eA LITTLE GIFT, A LOT OF LAUGHTER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gd-title\"\u003e♥ Make Someone Laugh Today\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"gd-copy\"\u003eSometimes the best gifts aren't expensive or complicated – they're the ones that make someone smile. Add a touch of humor to everyday life with this funny, fluffy little companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"glq","offers":[{"title":"GRUMPY \/ 1 Pack — Just for You","offer_id":50057524609179,"sku":"BDW-GRL-PC*1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRUMPY \/ 2 Pack — Keep One Gift One","offer_id":50057524641947,"sku":"BDW-GRL-PC*2","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRUMPY \/ 3 Pack — The Gift Exchange Trio","offer_id":50057524674715,"sku":"BDW-GRL-PC*3","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa Claus \/ 1 Pack — Just for You","offer_id":50057524707483,"sku":"BDW-SDLR-PC*1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa Claus \/ 2 Pack — Keep One Gift One","offer_id":50057524740251,"sku":"BDW-SDLR-PC*2","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa Claus \/ 3 Pack — The Gift Exchange Trio","offer_id":50057524773019,"sku":"BDW-SDLR-PC*3","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/4533\/0075\/files\/batch-1_a5c4e51d-f81a-422a-895c-0a9f5b13be74.png?v=1793789600","url":"https:\/\/kidvegu.com\/products\/uszjh-01","provider":"kidvegu","version":"1.0","type":"link"}